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Saturday, March 17, 2007



1.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya
nahi jata,

lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,

hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,

kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata





2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,

na karenge kisi se vaada,

par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti

ka vaada





3.Samja do apni yado ko,

wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,

aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,

wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai







4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,

muskura rahe the hum,

par ankho me nami si thi,

saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi







5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,

kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,

gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,

kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye







6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,

karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,

kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,

surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho







7.Movie titles related to engg students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge







7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,

hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,

humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho

se chalakte hain







8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays

life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur

life so tht you can die rich

nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills

marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his

bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree







9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,

diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,

aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,

phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake







10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,

dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,

ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,

mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti







11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,

pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,

bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,

thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho







12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,

koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,

maza to sath tab aye yaro,

jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai







13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing

them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a

sweet rsponsibility







14.If love is sweet why does it hurt,

if love is deep why does it burn,

if love is warm why do we shiver,

if love is tender why do we cry,

if love is forever why do we die







15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched

it with love n turned into u,

he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u







16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban

jaye,

chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban

jaye







17.Gham ne hasne na diya,

zamane ne rone na diya,

is uljhano ne jine na diya,

thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,

neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya







18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,

har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,

koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,

har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari







19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,

nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,

ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna







20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,

dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,

bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,

aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna







21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,

s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se

sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke

s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth

saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya

to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s







22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,

kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,

choice zara sochke karna,

zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge







23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,

hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,

ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,

kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari







24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,

ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,

khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,

khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai







25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,

aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,

agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,

to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete







26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM,

sabse sweet kaun: TUM,

sabse cute kaun: TUM,

in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM

lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM







27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,

naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,

hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,

apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,

asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,

chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho







28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different

view but none could be more beautiful view

than the door that leads to u







29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se

pucho kya hai judai,

yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,

is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi







30.Bathmeez

Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,

Lohe ka PAIJAMA,

Bandar tera MAMA,

Billi teri MAUSI,

Kutte mera YAAR,

Aam ka AACHAR

Miss u mere YAAR







31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,

apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,

pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,

dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai







32.Make a heart which never breaks,

make a smile which never hurts,

make a touch which never pains,

make a friendship which never ends







33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,

dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,

ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,

kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye







34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,

dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,

keh du zamane se dastan apni,

usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon







35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,

shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,

is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,

ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye







36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,

sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,

humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,

hum aapke har gum bhula denge







37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,

bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,

bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,

kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi







38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,

jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,

pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,

kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi







39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,

hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,

milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,

phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar







40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko

manzil samajte he,

bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me

aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai







41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare

hathon me rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din

nayi nayi to milti







42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,

jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,

tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,

jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare







43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,

muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,

milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,

bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai







44.Happy moments praise allah,

difficult moments seek allah,

quiet moments worship allah,

painful moments trust allah,

every moments thank allah







45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki

palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,

aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse

me aa jaye







46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,

pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,

aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,

ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai







47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,

har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,

wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,

maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai







48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,

aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,

agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,

tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge







49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,

par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,

yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,

jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai







50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,

kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,

kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa

jaati hai







51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar

bhi khamosh reh jata hai,

koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na

kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai







52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar

se dushmani hai hamari,

chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir

nahi hamari







53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,

kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,

yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,

tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho







54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,

yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,

ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat

samajna







55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,

yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,

faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,

aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai







56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,

duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,

sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki

dosti mangte hain







57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,

duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,

hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,

jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de







58.Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,

best eahsaas khushi,

best feeling pyar,

best relationship dosti,

best person hum,

best friend tum hum tum







59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,

jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,

maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon

me asar aaj bhi hai







60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum

rakhte hai,

aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab

se hum roz karte hai







61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,

not like nike just do it,

not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,

but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one







62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise

yaad kare use khabar ho jaye

rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka

humsafar ho jaye







63.Heart is like a crystal preserve it,

love is like a perfume spread it,

feelings are like flood flow it,

friendship is like umbrella come lets share it







64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,

mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,

chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,

ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye







65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa

dhoka kar baithe

unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil

walon se dil laga baithe







66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,

zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,

ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,

aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti







67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,

bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,

hume koi na apna bana saka,

hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye







68.Days r too busy,

hours r too fast,

sec r too few,

but there's always time for me to remember a nice

friend like u







69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,

kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,

gunaah to sabhi karte hain,

humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin







70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,

dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,

guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,

kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga







71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,

har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,

dil rota hai zakham haste hai,

isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai







72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,

bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,

dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,

dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade







73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,

par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,

mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,

kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo







74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,

hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,

kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,

suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai







75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki

yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,

khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda

nakare







76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,

muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,

jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,

haar kar muskurana zindagi hai







77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,

hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,

aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,

saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak







78.A child uses its thumb 2 chew,

an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,

a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,

but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms







79.Jab se tumhe jana hai,

jab se tumhe paaya hai,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,

taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai







80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,

ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,

log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,

lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin







81.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds

exists,

how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind

exists,

how can u tell me not 2 miss when u exists







82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,

dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,

hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,

tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte







83.Every tear is a sign of brokenness,

every silence is sign of lonliness,

every smile is sign of kindness,

every sms is sign of remembrance







84.To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,

being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is

painful,

being loved is secure but to love is insecure







85.Some people have nice eyes,

some people have nice smiles,

others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a

nice heart







86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,

muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,

milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,

bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai







87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,

mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,

hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,

aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya







88.These are some of the romantic countries in the

world,

holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,

italy: i trust & love u,

libya: love is beautiful & u also,

france: friendship remains & never comes to an end









89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,

aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,

aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,

jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi







90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,

door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,

unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,

koi dusra unke jaisa na hua







91.Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it

easier to swallow lifes sorrows







92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,

dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,

laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,

phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai







93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,

kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,

hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,

kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya







94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein

aap yaad nahi aate,

mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,

par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate







95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,

fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,

na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,

yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta







96.Never search ur happiness in others which will make

u feel alone,

but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u

are left alone







97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,

mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,

chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,

ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye







98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,

mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,

koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,

kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai







99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,

jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,

mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se

kyu milata hai







100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,

kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,

hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,

jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge





Saturday, February 3, 2007

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Tumse kitni mohabbat hai ye main bata nahi sakta
Apni zindai main tumhari ahemiyat jata nahi sakta

Meri zindagi ka har lamha tumhi se shuru hota hai
Tumse door reh ke ek pal bhi akele bita nahi sakta

Mumkin hai main khud ko bhool jaau
Par tujhe bhoolne ki khata main kar nahi sakta

Tum mere dil main hi nahi mere rom-rom me basi ho
Tumse bichad ke main ye zindagi jee nahi sakta

Yekeen nahi hota ki tum chahte nahi hume
Apne dard ko apni zubaan se bayan kar nahi sakta

Aaj vaada hai mere dil se o mere sanam
Tumhari siva me kisi aur ko chah nahi sakta

Tum zindagi ho meri
Tumhari bina mera dil dhadak nahi sakta
Saath tumhare main hamesha rahuga

Mere Qareeb to aao k boht Udaas hoon Mai
Bus aaj Toot ker chaho k boht Udaas hoon Mai



Kisi b Jhoote Dilaase se Dil ko behlao
Koi Kahani sunao k boht Udaas hoon Mai



Andheri Raat hai kuch b Nazar nahi aata
Sitaare Torr ker lao k boht Udaas hoon Mai



Suna hia Tere Nagar mai Khushi b milti hia
Mujhe Yaqeen dilao k boht Udaas hoon Mai



Ye Shaam yun hi guzar jayegi dabe paaon..
Dosti ka Geet sunao k boht Udaas hoon Mai


Har Saans Se Pehle
Khushboo teri pyar ki mujhko mehka jati hai,
Teri har baat mujhko behka jati hai.
Saans to bahut derr leti hai aane jaane mein,
Har saans se pehle teri yaad aa jati hai.

Kyon Karte Hain Pyar
Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar
Hasati hai dosti , rulata hai pyar
Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar,
Phir bhi kyun dosti chur kar
Log kartay hein pyar....


HAMARA RISHTA HUM AISEY NIBHATEY HI GAYE,
VO BULATEY BHI GAYE DOOR JATEY BHI GAYE.

KAHANIYA KITNI SUNATEY THEY EK DUJEY KO HUM,
APNA AFSANA ZAHEN SE BHULATEY HI GAYE.

DO LAFZ BHI NA NIKLEY KI KUCH KEH PATEY,
SHIKWEY ZAHEN ME LIYE HONTH HILATEY HI GAYE.

AJEEB TAASSUR* THA TUMHARA MERE DIL PAR,
TUMHE BHULA NA SAKE AUR BHULATEY BHI GAYE.

MERE JAE PE MEHSOOS HO TUMHE KHALISH** MERI,
YE KHWAB HUM ANKHO ME CHUPATEY HI GAYE.

App ki yad aati rehti hai her dum !
Chash-mey Num moskarati rehti hai her dum ....

Derd k chand dil main oter-tey rehtey hain !
Chandni Annso bahati rehti hai her dum ....

Mosarraton k din bhi they kabhi mooyasser !
Ab to viraani-yoon k badal chay rahtey hain her dum ....

Sath tumhara diye rakhta tha ehsas jeeney ka !
Mgr.. Ab na tamam zindagi jee-ney ko dil chahta hai her dum....

Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi,
meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai,
dil liya aur khel kar tod diya,
hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.

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Friday, February 2, 2007

dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna

tum hasate bahut ho,man ko bhate bahut ho ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par ,par kambakht tum khate bahut ho**

uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.**

100 gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....**

COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI**

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..**

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi **

ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!**

Pyasi nigahon ne her pal un ka sath manga jesay amawas ne her raat chand maanga rooth gaya woh khuda bhi hum se jab hum ne apni her dua main uska sath manga
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Monday, January 29, 2007

GURU MOVIE REVIEW



Meet India's most powerful man, screams the headlines. You want to believe the statement primarily because the man at the helm of affairs is none other than Mani Ratnam, one of the finest talents India has produced. Irrespective of how his films are received by the paying public, you cannot deny the fact that a Mani Ratnam film is special.


So when GURU, Mani's new film, makes claims such as the one mentioned above, the viewer saunters into the cineplex with real big expectations.


Mani's impressive repertoire includes a few bio-pics and now GURU is a welcome addition to the club. This time around, the supremely talented storyteller narrates the story of a man who rises from zilch and becomes the premier industrialist of the country through sheer hard work, determination, passion and grit. As a story, GURU is tremendously inspiring and makes you feel all the more confident to encounter challenges and hurdles that may crop up in a journey called life. But by no means is GURU a documentary, as a section of the film industry/media would want us to believe. Sure, GURU chronicles several vital facets of an industrialist's life, but the marriage of enlightenment and entertainment is brilliantly executed here.


With GURU, Mani proves that he's indeed the guru when it comes to narrating stories. Note the poignant moments in the narrative -- Guru's thorny relationship with his father [Rajendra Gupta], his relationship with a newspaper publisher [Mithun Chakraborty], Guru's brother-in-law Jignesh [Arya Babbar] staging a walkout and creating a rift between Guru and his wife Sujata [Aishwarya Rai], the confrontation between the journalist [Madhavan] and Guru at the publisher's residence, Guru's emotional moment in the hospital when his trusted aide [Manoj Joshi] attempts suicide and of course, the finale.


Write your own movie review of Guru The graph of GURU escalates gradually and reaches its crescendo in the concluding reels. Guru's monologue in a packed courtroom -- where an enquiry commission is looking into the complaints against Guru's companies -- gives you goose bumps. The simpleton from a village in Gujarat roars like never before and the impact it creates cannot be described in mere words. All you want to say is, it's the most fitting finale for a fabulous film!
Mani's choice of the protagonist -- Abhishek Bachchan -- is equally worthy. You ought to be enormously talented to understand the nuances of the character and Abhishek deserves the highest praise for reliving a complex role. You smile when he smiles, you cry when he cries… you relive every single emotion that the character experiences. Only goes to show that the actor involves you at every step with a stupendous performance.


In a nutshell, GURU packs in a solid punch in those 2.45 hours. The year 2007 may have just begun, but one can confidently state that this Mani Ratnam film will rank prominently amongst the bests of the year when we go into a flashback mode later this year. Put your hands together for one of the most courageous attempts on the Hindi screen. GURU is a film not to be missed!
In a small village of Idar in Gujarat, a young man dreams of making it big some day. His father [Rajendra Gupta], the headmaster of the village school, tells him that dreams never come true. But Gurukant Desai [Abhishek Bachchan] dares to dream!


Set in 1951, GURU tells the story of a ruthlessly ambitious villager who moves to Turkey first and Mumbai later with his wife Sujata [Aishwarya Rai] and brother-in-law Jignesh [Arya Babbar] to fulfill his dreams.


In Mumbai, truth dawns upon Guru that the business world is a closed community ruled by a handful of rich and influential people who don't believe in giving opportunities to new players. Despite barriers, he starts a company called Shakti Trading and climbs the ladder of success at a furious pace.


Manik Dasgupta aka Nanaji [Mithun Chakraborty], who publishes a newspaper Swatantra, treats Guru as his son. But when he learns that Guru's means to make it big are not right, he along with the Editor of his newspaper, Shyam [Madhavan], decide to expose Guru's unjust ways.


Even though GURU is a bio-pic, the serpentine twists and turns in the screenplay are the mainstay of the enterprise. You may have heard of a few incidents, but the life sketch of the leading industrialist makes for an interesting celluloid experience.


From the writing point of view, while GURU holds your attention at most times, there are a few loose ends, though negligible, that you cannot overlook. The tiff between Guru and his bro-in-law Jignesh is one of those tracks. What actually brings about a rift between the two and why doesn't Jignesh reappear anywhere in the story later is not explained.


Another track that doesn't really hold your attention is the one between Madhavan-Vidya Balan. Although the emotional sequence between them is a highpoint [the smooch that follows is aesthetically filmed], you still wish there was some more meat in this sub-plot.
Moreover, the film can do without a song 'Ek Lo Ek Muft' [appears soon after Guru and his wife are blessed with twins] and also the pacing could've been tighter in the second half.
GURU ranks amongst Mani Ratnam's finest attempts. In fact, it wouldn't be erroneous to state that the film is at par with his most accomplished works like NAYAKAN, AGNI NAKSHATRAM, GITANJALI, ROJA and BOMBAY. Every sequence in GURU bears the stamp of a genius and the outcome is tremendous.


A.R. Rahman's music is in sync with the film. 'Maiya Maiya' at the start of the film [Mallika Sherawat] is sizzling, while 'Barso Re' [Ash's introduction] and 'Tere Bina' are melodious to the core. Rahman's background score is also topnotch. Rajiv Menon's cinematography is of international quality. The lensman captures the 1950s look, right to the present day setting, with flourish. Vijay Krishna Acharya's dialogues are of superior quality. The writing in the last twenty minutes is fantastic.


Reserve all the awards for Abhishek Bachchan. No two opinions on that! His performance in GURU is world class and without doubt, a shade above his career-best work in YUVA. From a sharp teenager in Turkey to the biggest entrepreneur of the country, Abhishek handles the various shades this character demands with adroitness. He takes a giant leap with this film!
Aishwarya Rai too stuns you with a powerful performance. Known for her angelic looks all the while, the actor will make people sit up and notice the reservoirs of talent in GURU. Also, the chemistry between Abhishek and Aishwarya is electrifying. Mithun Chakraborty is in form after a long, long time. And it's a pleasure to see the veteran deliver a natural performance from start to end.


Madhavan's role could've been stronger, but he enacts it with élan. Vidya Balan too suffers due to a weak characterization, but makes up with a confident performance. Arya Babbar is first-rate in a brief role. The film has a number of characters, but the ones who register a strong impact are Roshan Seth, Manoj Tyagi and Sachin Khedekar.
On the whole, GURU is one of the finest films to come out of the Hindi film industry. At the box-office, its business will be excellent at the multiplexes as compared to the single screens. In fact, the business at the multiplexes [which are performing 12/14/18/20 shows a day] will be enough to make the film a success story in days to come. Strongly recommended, go for it!

TOUNG TWISTERS

At a minute or two 'til two Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two 'til two A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too And the dragon will come when he hears the drum At a minute or two 'til two today At a minute or two 'til two.
Peter Matthews [phm109(AT)psu.edu]

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A Box of BiscuitsA Box of BiscuitsA Box of Mixed BiscuitsAnd a Biscuit Mixer.
Bob Bradley [bobo41(AT)gate.net]

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A CannerA canner, exceedingly canny, one morning remarked to his granny,A canner can can Anything that he can;But a canner can't can a can can he.
[Arrmst2(AT)aol.com]

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A fat hen (longest one yet)A fat henA fat hen, a couple of ducksA fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bearsA fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairsA fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy, nine nude Nubian nymphs nimbly nibbling on gnats knuckles and nicotine
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy, nine nude Nubian nymphs nimbly nibbling on gnats knuckles and nicotine, ten, a skunk sat on a stump, the skunk thunk the stump stunk and the stump thunk the skunk stunk so the stinking skunk got off the stinking stump
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy, nine nude Nubian nymphs nimbly nibbling on gnats knuckles and nicotine, ten, a skunk sat on a stump, the skunk thunk the stump stunk and the stump thunk the skunk stunk so the stinking skunk got off the stinking stump eleven if you stick a stock of liquor in your locker it is slick to put a lock upon your stock, or some joker who is quicker is gonna trick you of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!Alan Pellegrini [Apellegrini(AT)agtnet.com]

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Big BillyBig Billy, who had a big belly was also a big bully.

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Bob DoleHow much dough would Bob Dole doleIf Bob dole could dole dough?Bob dole would dole as much doughAs Bob Dole COULD dole,If Bob Dole could dole dough.
J. Phelps[surndrjody(AT)aol.com]

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Betty BatterBetty Batter had some butter,'But,' she said, 'this butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter,It would make my batter bitter.'
Another Version
Betty Boughter bought some butterBut she said the butter's bitterIf I put it in my batterIt will make my batter bitterBut a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butterSo she bought a bit of better butterAnd put it in her batterAnd her batter was not bitterSo t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in herbatter and her batter was not bitter.


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Canny CannibalHow much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?

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Cheeryful CharlesCheerful Charles chose cherry chocolates for Cheri.

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Doctor (Version 1)When a doctor doctors a doctor,does the doctor doing the doctoringdoctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored ordoes the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?
Marlene Pico [mpico(AT)cris.com]

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Doctor (Version 2)When a doctor doctors a doctor does the doctoring doctor doctor,the doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored,or does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor,the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?,
Here's the answer:The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way thedoctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.
Evelyn [evelyn(AT)premier1.net]

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Good CookHow many cuckoos could a good cook cookif a cook could cook cuckoos.

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Goodie TwoshoesGood Goodie Twoshoes took two shoes to the Goody Showshine shoe shop.


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Fig PluckerI'm not the fig plucker,but the fig plucker's son.But I'll pluck figs'til the fig plucker comes

Sherman Moffitt [GENSHERM(AT)aol.com]

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Fuzzy WuzzyFuzzy WuzzyWas a bear,Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,Was he?!
Amanda Hanlon of Meadow Lake Saskatchewan[hanlonev(AT)sk.sympatico.ca]

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Fresh FishDo you like fresh fish?It's just fine at Finney's Diner.Finney also has some fresher fishthat's fresher and much finer.But his best fish is his freshest fishand Finney says with pride,"The finest fish at Finney's ismy freshest fish, French-fried!"
SO...don't order the fresh or the fresher fish.At Finney's, if you're wise, you'll say,"Fetch me the finest, French-fried freshestfish that Finney fries!"
Dr. Seuss' book, "Oh say can you say"Copyright 1979, Theodore S. Geisel and Audrey S. Geisel
Ron Bishop[rbishop(AT)mip.net]

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Fly and a FleaA fly and a flea in a flueWere imprisoned, so what could they do?"Let us fly," said the flea"Let us flee,"said the flySo they flew through a flaw in the flue.
John Keenan [makeenan(AT)dove.net.au]

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Felt HatIs that a felt hat your wearing ,thats incredibleI've fealt some felt hats before but of all the felt hats I've ever fealtI've never fealt a felt hat like that felt hat fealt.
Stewart [stew1art(AT)ozemail.com.au]

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I saw EsauI saw Esau kissing Kate,And Kate saw I saw Esau,And Esau saw that I saw Kate,And Kate saw I saw Esau saw.
Chico Clark 17

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The Mikado (light opera,lyrics by W.S. Gilbert; music by Arthur Sullivan.)To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Peter Matthews [phm109(AT)psu.edu] and Nicole [Lumetta-soubrette(AT)hehe.com] - for discovering the title and origin.

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Mrs. SmithMrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop
Jim Cockroft [Jim.Cockroft(AT)idirect.com]

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Mrs. Puggy WuggyMrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut puntNot a punt cut squareJust a square cut puntIt's round in the stern and blunt in the frontMrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
Berny Goodhear [berny(AT)scoucer.tandem.com.au]

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Manager of the Menagerie'The Manager of the MenagerieImagined he was a manager of an imaginary Menagerie'.
Bernard Clisby [bclisby(AT)bigpond.com]

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Mrs HuntMrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat
Berny Goodhear [berny(AT)scoucer.tandem.com.au]

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Mr. See's SawMr. See had a sawand Mr. Soar owned a seesawNow See's saw sawed Soar's seesawbefore Soar saw See
Julia [EnglishShepherd(AT)bigfoot.com]

Sunday, January 28, 2007

FUNNY FACTS

During the average lifetime the human heart pumps 48 million gallons of blood around the body.

The most spoken language is Chinese Mandarin, spoken by about 874 million.


Muscles in the huMAN eye move an average of 100,000 times a day. ...
Category = misc

HuMANs have dammed up over 10 trillion gallons of water over the last 4 decades. ...
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A rhinoceros's horn is made of the same stuff found in huMAN hair and fingernails which is called keratin. ...
Category = animals

The giant squid has an eye about the size of the huMAN head. ...
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Dogs and huMANs are the only animals with prostate glands. ...

The average MAN will spend about 145 days of this life shaving. ...
Category = people

Muscles in the huMAN eye move an average of 100,000 times a day. ...
Category = people

The average MAN has about 20 square feet of skin. The outer skin is replaced about once a month.
Category = people

The average huMAN brain weighs about 3 pounds. *1. ...
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The average huMAN life expectancy in the US is 76.2 years. ...
Category = people

HuMANs have dammed up over 10 trillion gallons of water over the last 4 decades. ...
Category = people

The average huMAN body contains enough iron to make a three inch nail.

Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process
Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.


I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all of you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it;
Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH), AIRTEL, SPICE & BSNL users only ,sorry for idea, BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal in this world. But then who cares. Donft worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.


1.) ** Dial h 1415007 h using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished)

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message gplease insert your pin numberh will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number h 011785 45227 00734 and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial h 0405-for AIRTEL, 404 -for ORANGE (HUTCH)h . 403 -for BSNLh

7.) ** you will hear a message gfor air time top-up press 1723 you just have to follow the instructions.

8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second.

9.) ** once the noise stop, dial h 4455147 h follow by h 146 g.

10.) ** after about 5 second, dial h 1918 h after 3 second dial h 4451.

11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number g01174452271145527 h you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial h 55524785933 h you will hear gplease key in your passwordh

13.) ** the password is h **** 2+253+7891*+546322 h wait for the message gyour password acceptedh.

14.) ** you will hear h please insert your emei number h now you have to be fast to dial your own h/phone number.

15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial g1566 h and you will hear gre-confirm emery numberh.

16.) ** once you hear that message, dial h 6011556 2245334 follow by your h/phone numberh.

17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message gyour pin number is acceptedh you have to dial h 1007 g.

18.) ** after you done that you will hear gyour emery number is acceptedh.

19.) ** continue dial h 4566 h you will hear gyour password is acceptedh.

20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number.

21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying
NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DONfT WASTE TIME !!
Dont search 4 me to kill me, Ifm busy hunting down the one who sent me.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

DHOOM 3 COMING UP



Bollywood is going to experience part III of a movie for the very first time. After Dhoom and Dhoom2, Aditya Chopra of Yash Raj Films has announced Dhoom3. The concept of two parts of a movie or the sequel of the movie after its success is not a new one. This concept can be seen in Nagin and Nageena, Koi Mil Gaya - Krrish, Munna Bhai MBBS - Lage Raho Munna Bhai, Hera Pheri - Phir Hera Pheri etc. Aditya Chopra’s decision of making Dhoom3 may lead to a new trend in bollywood.


Part I of the sequel Dhoom was a super duper hit movie, the Sanjay Gadhavi directed movie was a new concept and the movie has started the craze of racing bikes among youngsters. This has raised the sale of power bikes and even bike modiers have made good money out of the craze. After the immense success Aditya Chopra has decided to produce Dhoom2 sequel of the movie Dhoom. Dhoom2 is big budget movie which is not even released and is in news, and stands top on the list of awaited movies. Before the release of Dhoom2, Aditya Chopra is confident about the success of the movie and has announced the third part of the sequel Dhoom3. One interesting about the movie is Shahrukh Khan who is playing the role of a lover guy for Yash Raj Films, will be seen in negative role in the movie. His name has also been decided Rahul/ Mr R.


Shahrukh In Negative Role


After charming John Abraham in Dhoom and handsome Hrithik Roshan in Dhoom2, Shahrukh Khan will be playing the role od main villan in Dhoom3. Even before the release of Dhoom2, Dhoom3 has been anounced and this time Aditya Chopra has selected Shahrukh Khan as villan. His name has also been decided for the movie, Rahul/Mr. R. Shahrukh has done lover guy kind of roles for Yash Raj films in the movies Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, Dil to Pagal Hai and Mohabatein, and all these movies were superhits and Shahrukh has been awarded as best actor award for the movies. After doing lot of lover guy roles for Yash raj Films banner, and this time he will can be seen in a negative role , after Bazigar, Darr and DON.